A short quiz
Six questions. Five animals. One of them is you, and you probably already know which — this is just the part where somebody says it out loud.
Question 1 of 6
You are
The Pug Who Would Be Emperor
You would like it noted that you were here first, that the current arrangement is beneath you, and that you are being very patient about it. You are not difficult. You are simply owed things, and the household has been slow.
“What the Franklin?”
You are
The Last Thing Standing
You have outlasted worse. You are not attached — you would like that on the record — and you will still be here when the present arrangement has been replaced twice over. The affection is real. It is simply not going to be discussed.
“Don't Pet the Cat!”
You are
The Best Dog Ever
You have already decided to like them. All of them. You are the reason the group holds together, you do it deliberately, and you would be genuinely surprised to hear anybody call that work.
“Best Dog Ever.”
You are
Load-Bearing
You have been load-bearing for years and you still half expect to be asked to leave. You are not a guest. Nobody has got round to telling you, largely because you are always busy holding something up.
“Aw, Daisy.”
You are
The One Who Chose
You stayed. Not because you were taken in and not because you were saved — because you looked at it and decided, and you decide again most days. You would rather not make a thing of it.
“She picked us.”