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Things we say in this house

Things We Say In This House

$28

The five things this household actually says, one per animal. No artwork, no likeness — just the list.

Colour — Ivory
Size — L

Made to order. 2–5 business days to print, then shipping on top. Nothing is made until you buy it.

The blank. Comfort Colors 1717 — Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt — heavyweight, garment-dyed, so the colour has depth rather than sitting on the surface.

Sizing. Relaxed and boxy. If you want it fitted, size down — and do check the size chart, because it is made for you and we cannot exchange it if it is the wrong size.

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Things We Say In This House

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Things We Say In This House — sizing

Comfort Colors 1717, the garment this is printed on. Measured with the shirt laid flat: width is one inch below the armhole straight across, length is from the high point of the shoulder beside the collar to the finished hem. Double the width for a chest circumference.

Measurements in inches, garment laid flat
Size WidthLength
S 18.25″26.625″
M 20.25″28″
L 22″29.375″
XL 24″30.75″
2XL 26″31.625″
3XL 27.75″32.5″
4XL 29.75″33.5″

Tolerance ±1 in on width, ±1¼ in on length. The manufacturer's own tolerance. A garment-dyed shirt is dyed after it is cut and sewn, so it shrinks unevenly by design — that is where the depth of colour comes from, and it is why the tolerance is this wide.

Comfort Colors 1717 published spec, cross-checked against two retailer charts 2026-10-06.